A Timeout for Peace from The Jerusalem Bible

The atmosphere attached to public discourse today is caustic and poisonous. It feels disharmonious to read a newspaper or to listen to a radio. But:

“Whenever you find jealously and ambition, you find disharmony, and wicked things of every kind being done; whereas the wisdom that comes down from above is essentially something pure; it also makes for peace, and is kindly and considerate; it is full of compassion and shows itself by doing good; nor is there any trace of partiality or hypocrisy in it. Peacemakers, when they work for peace, sow the seeds which will bear fruit in holiness.” James: 3. The Jerusalem Bible.

This quote comes from the Reader’s Edition of The Jerusalem Bible (internal link), which I think the most creative and literary bible version written in the last century. My edition is from 1967, before the text was completely revised and “popularized” several years later. Although I am not a Catholic, I understand the Jerusalem Bible was the first attempt by that Church to produce an entirely modern bible that would incorporate the literary style of the King James version while including new scholarship and insight. The KJV never had the benefit, for example, of the research into the Dead Sea Scrolls, discovered in the 1940s and 1950s. As I said, this version is quite beautifully written, one of the contributors being J. R. R. Tolkien.

You may be able to find a version at used book stores like ABE.com. Just don’t get The New Jerusalem Bible, instead, insist upon a copy from the mid to late 1960s.

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My Answers to Some Deceptively Simple Publicity Questions

Still working on those questions. Comments welcome. What I have so far:

1. Provide a 50- to 75-word description of the book (an elevator pitch, if you will).

A Beginner’s Guide to Rockhounding and Prospecting in the Southwest sets newcomers to finding rocks, gems, and minerals in this arid country, America’s geologic wonderland. Many dependable collecting sites are mentioned, but more importantly, the book readies the rockhound for finding their own spots, for making their own geologic journeys. Information and advice on minerals, maps, GPS, tires, trucks, camping, travel and much more take the newcomer from wondering where to going there.

2. Provide a 300- to 400-word description that could be used for Amazon, back cover copy, sales materials, etc.

Welcome to the great Southwest, home to a meteor crater or two, a canyon that is truly grand, a painted desert, and a petrified forest. An arid land, an austere ascetic, a country of magical sunsets with rocks and minerals at every turn. This guide gets the beginning rockhound or prospector out the door and out exploring. A land of enhancement? Yes. It awaits.

The book starts by describing the Southwest’s unique climate and geology. Traveling the territory comes next, with tips on selecting a good prospecting vehicle, some survival techniques, and camping considerations. Maps, their importance and kinds, are treated in a non-technical manner, along with discussing GPS and its use with maps. A reliance on cell phone navigation is strongly discouraged, with clear reasons given why.

The book looks next at collecting certain rocks, minerals and fossils. Geology or mineralogy knowledge isn’t necessary to enjoy the book, although their study is encouraged in many ways, particularly by visiting the many mining and natural history museums that populate the Southwest. Gold prospecting goes first in the rock and gem chapter, providing dozens of hints for seeking this precious metal. Staking and filing claims are not covered in this book, however, basic information on researching claims is given, the better to determine what ground is open to searching.

The book’s third part describes lapidary work made possible from collected materials and recommended reading on all things geologic. Current BLM and United States Forest Service rules on rockhounding are discussed. The annual events at Tucson and Quartzsite, Arizona, collectively the largest rock and gems shows in the world, are reviewed. As local advice is key in any search, the book includes the most comprehensive listing of Southwest rock shops in print. A Beginner’s Guide to Rockhounding and Prospecting in the Southwest gets the newcomer from wondering to wandering.

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Deceptively Simple Publicity Questions

My book is not due until August 1st, 2019. That’s one year, one month, eleven days, twenty-two hours, forty-eight minutes, and twenty-nine seconds away. (I checked.)

Prior to today, starting two or three weeks ago, publicity efforts began by the publisher. After I signed my contract they filed for an ISBN number, even though my book’s title has still not been finalized. And at that time I was asked for some initial information, nothing too daunting to compose. But look at these new questions.

These may take a day’s efforts to answer. I am not complaining of course, but encapsulating tersely or at length is always challenging. This is first impression stuff, the writing that will draw a reader in or send them running to a different title. More than that, you have to summarize, as Ian Frazier once said, in a ‘selling’ way.

1. Provide a 50- to 75-word description of the book (an elevator pitch, if you will).

2.  Provide a 300- to 400-word description that could be used for Amazon, back cover copy, sales materials, etc.

3. What titles do you consider to be competition for your book? (Include author, publisher, and date of publication, if you know them.)

4. Please list media professionals or experts related to your book’s topic who might provide advance quotes or reviews.

Once this is all done, I have to provide these elements. I have most of this done in the book proposal I submitted. Note the dreaded Author Bio. Third person or first? I prefer first:

Table of contents
Excerpt
Author bio
Author headshot

And then, eventually, when the materials are due:

Manuscript (front, book, end matter)
Potential cover photos
Interior photos
Photo captions

I best be off and writing. Wish me luck.

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Where Do Non-Fiction Writers Go to Pen Their Great American Novel?

I thought once I got my book contract (internal link) I’d be ushered into the world of midnight coffee shops and cafes, the province of creative types discussing Flaubert and Nietzsche. That hasn’t happened.

Being Las Vegas, we do have a few 24 hour coffee shops which cater to the chronic insomniac and the late night worker coming off a shift. These are usually dry places, however, with no alcohol served. Just a wild mix of coffee drinks that are in most cases a caffeinated milkshake.

Instead of bongo drums and open poetry recitals, I am treated to electronic dance music and a few solitary types hunched over keyboards who listen to their own tunes on earphones. I wouldn’t know what to say to them anyway, even if they unplugged. Would they understand my desire to explain that a geological map doesn’t necessarily reveal mineral deposits? Probably not.

To be fair, they are undoubtedly working on something less than the Great American Novel, just as I am. I am working instead on The Great American Guidebook, at least the Southwest version that pertains to rocks. As writers, we generally and almost constantly work alone, for only in our own minds can we hold together all the problems, people and places that inhabit our work.

It would be nice to have others review drafts but those people would need the same knowledge of my field that I do, preferably a great deal more. For only someone familiar with vesicles and rhyolite and magmatic differentiation could help me. You see, I’m rather helpless myself, too, only now learning the finer points of our dynamic planet. (internal link) There’s little chance a beatnik type could offer suggestions. Unless she’s Taylor Swift with a geology degree wearing a beret.

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The Trouble with Siamese: Postcards from Delaplane

As if I didn’t have enough problems, the Siamese cat has moved her kittens out of the garage. She favors my shirt drawer but has settled, a little grumpily, for a carton box in the bathroom.

I must be careful brushing my teeth or I drip water on the kittens. It makes the Siamese nervous. Nervous as a cat in fact. One drop of water and she has to go over these kittens from head to tail.

Fortunately, I was out of town when these kittens arrived. Both the Siamese and I were in a state of nervous exhaustion waiting for them. I had pictures of myself delivering these kittens personally. Something like the kindly police sergeants who are always delivering babies in taxicabs at the height of the rush hour.

I wouldn’t know anything about delivering kittens if they were gift-wrapped for Christmas. All I could think of was stimulants.

I kept a bottle of brandy handy. With an eyedropper for the Siamese. A glass for me. I thought we might need it.

Well, it turned out the Siamese attended to the whole matter herself.

For five days she was constantly up and around. Straightening their pillows and checking to see that they did not have two heads.

On the sixth day, she brought them up one by one and tried to put them in the shirt drawer.

“You sit with them, “she said. “I’m worn out.”

However, she is just like any mother. She sticks around trying to tell me what to do.

“Keep them warm. Keep them dry. Don’t do that! You’ll smother them!”

Pretty soon she is back in the box. Roughing them up with her tongue and complaining that it’s impossible to get decent help these days.

These kittens did not turn out Siamese. Not by any stretch of the imagination.

One is black. One is sort of striped. One is gray.

The gray one looks exactly like a swaggering tomcat who lives down the street. I think he makes his money cheating at cards.

Anyway, he was around the house all the time while the romance season was on. Since the kittens arrived, we haven’t seen hide nor hair of him.

I think I saw him hanging around a wharf saloon the other night. But I couldn’t be sure. I think he was passing out cigars.

The Siamese takes this bravely though. She is willing for me to go to work and support the kittens. “You know how it is,” she says scuffing a paw in the dirt.

The kittens are world travelers already. The Siamese moves them constantly.

She moves them so often she sometimes forgets where she puts them. “Let me see,” she says, “I put down my piece of string. Then I went out to look for lizards. Or was that yesterday? Now where did I put them?”

Anyway, it is soon mealtime. It is dinner time almost all the time with these kittens. They have shrill voices. When they start to yell, she locates them. After they are fed, she moves them again.

I have chopped up cashmere sweaters for this addlepated female. I have lined Christmas boxes with an imported English coat. Only a little worn at the elbows.

Nothing seems right. You would think there was a law that all kittens must be raised in a shirt drawer. When I haul them out, she spits at me. You would think I had declared war against motherhood.

I have been cat sitting for eight weeks now, ever since she showed up with some vague talk of finding the kittens underneath a cabbage leaf.

An excellent mother. But she does not intend to sit with these kittens when there is a built-in kitten sitter like me around.

When evening rolls around, I put out enough cat food to feed a tiger. This cat sits around watching while the kittens eat until they wobble. Then she puts on a terrific act.

She howls and staggers about as though she had just come out of Starvationville. “I’m dying, “she screams. “Dying of hunger.”

I then shoo the kittens out the door and give this cat a big dish of horse meat. Does she eat it? Ha! She fills her mouth with hamburger and takes it out and stuffs more in the kittens.

Well, it is like pouring pabulum into a baby. She feeds them until they are glassy-eyed. Then she brings them back in the house and leaves them with me.

“Keep an eye on them, “she says. “I’ll be back in a minute.”

She does not return until dawn. It is my opinion this cat spends her evenings sitting on a bar stool. Telling everybody how her husband deserted her and what a good cook she is and how she would love to settle down again with the Right Man.

There is something funny going on.


Postcards From Delaplane: October 29, 1956. Stanton Delaplane (internal link)

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What Will God Do When You Die?

Ranier Maria Rilke (internal link) was not the first to suggest that perhaps God depends on us as much as we on him, but Rilke was certainly the most gifted when it came to conveying that thought.

What will you do, God, when I die?

What will you do, God, when I die?
When I, your drink, go stale or dry?
I am your garb, the trade you ply.
You lose your meaning, losing me.

Homeless without me, you will be
robbed of your welcome, warm and sweet.
I am your sandals: your tired feet
will wander bare for want of me.

Your mighty cloak will fall away.
Your glance that on my cheek was laid.
and pillowed warm, will seek, dismayed
the comfort that I offered once ——
to lie, as sunset colors fade
in the cold lap of alien stones.

What will you do, God? I am afraid.

RMR, Poems from the Book of Hours

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The Essential Errata

An errata or corrigendum is a corrections list, a paper or web page correcting errors in a publication, typically a large academic work. The errata fills the gap between the next edition of a book, when any errors are formally corrected. You’ll often find an errata slipped into the back of a work, a page or two inserted before the title leaves the printer.

A great example of an online errata is that for the Jepson Manual (external link). This serves as the update page for the Manual,  a 1,600 page hardcopy tome. Erratas note mistakes and keep people current on new findings in a field which change the publication. It’s no shame to have an errata as no thousand page book is perfect, anymore than the humans who write and review them.

My geology textbook, though, all 836 pages of it, does not seem to have an errata sheet. A little discouraging for a $170 text. In one chapter alone I discovered five errors or oddities, blemishes that carried over to the online materials supporting the work.

The publisher remains silent on this, despite my e-mails. Although I am enjoying the course, I am now worried over what is correct and what is not. Certainly, 99% of the book must be true, I just can’t tell what is not. Unless I have an errata sheet.

We all make mistakes, it’s how we handle those mistakes that counts. Right now, I am counting the moments until I get an errata, as I go further and further into the book. As I struggle with new words and new ideas, I hope I am on the right side of all of them.

Update: The author has e-mailed me to say that there is no errata sheet but that I seem to be compiling one. Thanks, Professor. I was only looking out for my grade and in a small way trying to help. I thought better of BYU before this course. Maybe their primarily Mormon students don’t correct their professors or help out with the text. Whatever.

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