People worry unnecessarily about the massive amount of high tech equipment installed throughout Goldfield. These include the latest in cameras and wireless communications gear, with every other burro wired for light and sound. Not to worry.
This tech is simply for us creepy old guys to most efficiently bother attractive women with boring, pointless conversations.
It’s the same equipment the Chinese leadership uses throughout Tiananmen Square today, to pick up on young women trying to pay their respects (quickly and always in fear of getting caught) to friends, patriots, and family that leadership massacred in 1989. You know the story.
In the interest of full transparency, we’re posting the working of the current system, although refinements such as A/I and gait recognition are under constant study and then implementation.
All of us old guys with too much time on our hands hope this explanation makes everybody feel more comfortable. Until you have to tell us to beat it.