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Full Body Recognition

People worry unnecessarily about the massive amount of high tech equipment installed throughout Goldfield. These include the latest in cameras and wireless communications gear, with every other burro wired for light and sound. Not to worry.

This tech is simply for us creepy old guys to most efficiently bother attractive women with boring, pointless conversations.

It’s the same equipment the Chinese leadership uses throughout Tiananmen Square today, to pick up on young women trying to pay their respects (quickly and always in fear of getting caught) to friends, patriots, and family that leadership massacred in 1989. You know the story.

In the interest of full transparency, we’re posting the working of the current system, although refinements such as A/I and gait recognition are under constant study and then implementation.

All of us old guys with too much time on our hands hope this explanation makes everybody feel more comfortable. Until you have to tell us to beat it.

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The Family Memory Board of David Bowman

Only one photo was recovered from that doomed mission to Jupiter. So, the family had to use that one photo to fill their memory board.

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More Playing With Angles

More fooling around with angles. Previous mention of clothing and accessories were run into small type into the background, here, I’ve set up an alternating stripe of red and white for that text, trying to mirror the red and white stripes on the model’s shirt. I’m not happy with this overall but I learned something for it and am ready to move on to my thousand other design experiments.

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The Wrong Attitude

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Painting in Progress Still Photos

Still life. Indeed.

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Painting. Or, Something Like That

This is about five and a half minutes long. Apologies for the portrait format, no time or interest to make a landscape copy.

 

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Better – I Like Them Girls

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I Like Them Girls

It’s a song, for those out of step with the current dance scene. (Did you like what I did there?) These are the lyrics. All of them.

I like them girls.
I like them girls.
I like them girls.
Do you like them girls?

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The Grand Vortex at Goldfield (New and Improved?)

Now an irresistible force and an immovable object.

The telling and testing exchange between Dick Cavett and Orson Welles back in 1970.

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March of the Icons

Very little blood in this one. Reduced porn as well. Design exercise using Apple’s new Freeform drawing program, combining raster based curves and icons from that program, video produced in Movavi. End result has, I think, a little Miro vibe. Maybe a touch of Calder.